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3.5 by 24 inch sign
3.5 by 24 inch sign
$ 23.95
A closed mouth gathers no feet - Item WC-1000-G
$ 23.95
A Father Is Someone Who Carries Photos Where His Money Used To Be
$ 23.95
A Fool and his money can throw a hell of a party - Item WC-1002-G
$ 23.95
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
$ 23.95
A Little Sand Between Your Toes Always Takes Away Your Woes
$ 23.95
A miserable day fishing still beats a good day at the office
$ 23.95
A Retired Husband Is A Wife's Full Time Job
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$ 23.95
A true friend makes you laugh so hard you pee a little
$ 23.95
Abracadabra! Nope, You're Still Here...
$ 23.95
Alchohol Will Not Solve Your Problems, But Neither Will Water Or Milk
$ 23.95
All Because Two People Fell In Love
$ 23.95
All grandchildren are Brilliant, Beautiful, and take after their Grandmother
$ 23.95
All Men Are Idiots And I Married Their King
$ 23.95
All you need is love, and a sunset
$ 23.95
Always Take Life With A Lick Of Salt, And A Shot Of Tequila WIth A Slice Of Lime
$ 23.95
An Old Fisherman Lives Here With His Best Catch
$ 23.95
Around Here Normal Is Just A Setting On The Dryer
$ 23.95
Ask not for whom the dog barks, it barks for thee
$ 23.95
At least The War On The Middle Class Is Going Well
$ 23.95
At The Beach Sometimes I Sit And Think, And Sometimes I Just Sit
$ 23.95
Attitude Is Everything. Pick A Good One.
$ 23.95
B**r! It's What's For Dinner
$ 23.95
Bacon makes everything better
$ 23.95
Be Nice To Nurses, They Keep Doctors From Killing You
$ 23.95
Be nice to your children they pick your nursing home
$ 23.95
Beach Hair - Don't Care
$ 23.95
Beach Paradise
$ 23.95
Beer Is Hops And Hops Is A Plant, So That Means Beer Is A Salad
$ 23.95
Before you judge me, you better make sure you’re perfect.
$ 23.95
Behind a Great Man is a Woman, Rolling Her Eyes
$ 23.95
Behind every successful man is a surprised mother in law
$ 23.95
Believe You Can & You're Half Way There
$ 23.95
Better To Have Fished And Lied Than Never Have Fished At All
$ 23.95
Beware Dog Can't Hold His Licker
$ 23.95
Bigamy Is Having One Wife Too Many. So Is Monogamy.
$ 23.95
Bless you little Irish heart and every other Irish part
$ 23.95
Boy: A noise with dirt on it
$ 23.95
Butterflies Are Self Propelled Flowers
$ 23.95
By The Beach, Near The Sea, What A Wonderful Place To Be
$ 23.95
Cancel my subscription I don't need your issues
$ 23.95
Cats are like potato chips, it's hard to have just one
$ 23.95
Chaos, Panic, Disorder, my work here is done
$ 23.95
Cherish the Simple Things
$ 23.95
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes is a plant. Chocolate is a salad.
$ 23.95
Chocolate makes my clothes shrink
$ 23.95
Coffee, Chocolate, Men, the richer the better
$ 23.95
Common Sense Is A Flower That Doesn't Grow In Everyone's Garden
$ 23.95
Conserve Water, Drink B**r
$ 23.95
Conserve water… Drink Margaritas
$ 23.95
Conserve water… Drink W*ne
$ 23.95
D.A.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating
$ 23.95
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed
$ 23.95
Dear Lord, if you can’t make me skinny, make my friends fat.
$ 23.95
Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again
$ 23.95
Don't Argue With An Idiot, He'll Drag You Down To His Level And Beat You With Experience
$ 23.95
Don't be Crabby, You're At The Beach
$ 23.95
Don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things
$ 23.95
Don't try so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out
$ 23.95
Don’t let your mind wander… It’s much too small to be out by itself
$ 23.95
Don’t take my kindness for weakness…. The beast in me is sleeping, not dead.
$ 23.95
Eat Sleep Fish Repeat
$ 23.95
Eat At Your Own Risk
$ 23.95
Even I Couldn't Live With Me
$ 23.95
Every Time I Think Things Can't Get Any Worse, There's An Election
$ 23.95
Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.
$ 23.95
Everytime I Follow My Heart It Leads me Back To You
$ 23.95
Excuse Me, Shouldn't You Be At Work? (With a pic of a fish)
$ 23.95
Exercise Block
$ 23.95
Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries!
$ 23.95
Faith Family Friends
$ 23.95
Family: The most important thing
$ 23.95
Fish Tremble At The Sound Of My Name
$ 23.95
Five out of four people have a problem with fractions
$ 23.95
For a balanced life you need a dog to love you and a cat to ignore you
$ 23.95
Forget the dog, beware of the owner
$ 23.95
Forgive them even if they are not sorry
$ 23.95
Friends and W*ne: The older the better
$ 23.95
Friends Are The Family You Get To Choose
$ 23.95
Get off your high horse or I'll push you off myself
$ 23.95
God does not Judge
$ 23.95
God sends His love and joy to earth with every newborn baby's birth
$ 23.95
Good morning, let the stress begin
$ 23.95
Good People Drink Good Beer
$ 23.95
Grandkids spoiled here
$ 23.95
Grandma is the name, spoiling is the game
$ 23.95
Grandpa is the name, spoiling is the game
$ 23.95
Grandparents, So Easy To Operate A Child Can Do It.
$ 23.95
Grow Old With Me, The Best Is Yet To Be
$ 23.95
Happiness is being married to your best friend
$ 23.95
Happiness is sand between my toes and sunburn on my nose
$ 23.95
Happy Wife Happy Life
$ 23.95
Hard Work Never Killed Anyone But Why Risk It
$ 23.95
Heat Makes Things Expand. I Don't Have A Weight Problem. I'm Just Hot.
$ 23.95
Heaven's a little closer at the Beach
$ 23.95
Here We Salt Margaritas, Not Sidewalks
$ 23.95
Hey, I Found Your Nose. It Was In My Business
$ 23.95
Home is where the brownies are
$ 23.95
Home is where the Harley is
$ 23.95
Home Sweet Home
$ 23.95
How did all these people get younger than me?
$ 23.95
How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You
$ 23.95
I Am Not Needy. I Am Wanty.
$ 23.95
I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.
$ 23.95
I Can At Grandma's!
$ 23.95
I Can Explain It To You, But I Can't Understand It For You
$ 23.95
I cleaned last week, sorry you missed it
$ 23.95
I cook using the four groups. Bagged, Boxed, Canned, and Frozen
$ 23.95
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
$ 23.95
I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired!
$ 23.95
I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
$ 23.95
I get more cleaning done in ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week
$ 23.95
I have more issues than a magazine
$ 23.95
I hear voices, and they don't like you
$ 23.95
I keep hitting the escape button but I’m still here
$ 23.95
I Kiss Better Than I Cook
$ 23.95
I Live Where You Vacation
$ 23.95
I love cooking with w*ne, sometimes I even put it in the food
$ 23.95
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound as they fly by
$ 23.95
I Love The Beach, The Ocean Makes My B*tt Look Smaller
$ 23.95
I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut Up
$ 23.95
I Love You A Bushel And A Peck
$ 23.95
I Love You To The Moon And Back
$ 23.95
I may be old but that’s OK. I got to see all the GOOD bands.
$ 23.95
I may not be right but I can sure sound like it
$ 23.95
I Need A Six Month Vacation Twice A Year
$ 23.95
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially when they roll their eyes and talk back.
$ 23.95
I Once Won An Argument With A Women… In This Dream I Had
$ 23.95
I only do what the voices in my wifes head tell me to do
$ 23.95
I Plan On Living Forever, So Far So Good
$ 23.95
I see the screw up fairy was here
$ 23.95
I Thought Growing Older Would Take Longer
$ 23.95
I Thought The Dryer Shrank My Clothes, Turns Out It Was The Refrigerator
$ 23.95
I Was Normal Three Cats Ago
$ 23.95
I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago
$ 23.95
I Wasn't Born At The Beach But I Got Here As Fast As I Could
$ 23.95
I wonder if clouds ever look down and say, “Hey, look, that one’s shaped like a idiot”
$ 23.95
I would give up chocolate but I’m no quitter
$ 23.95
I wouldn’t have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity!
$ 23.95
I'd Go To The Gym, But My Cat Needs Me
$ 23.95
I'm Cute. Mom's Cute. Dad's Lucky.
$ 23.95
I'm Gonna Be Your Boss Some Day
$ 23.95
I'm Not Bossy, I Just Know What You Should Be Doing
$ 23.95
I'm one b**r away from telling you what I really think.
$ 23.95
I'm Only Responsible For What I Say. Not For What You Understand
$ 23.95
I'm smiling, that alone should scare you
$ 23.95
If At First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success
$ 23.95
If At First You Don't Succeed Then Skydiving Is Probably Not For You
$ 23.95
If idiots could fly this place would be a airport
$ 23.95
If I’m ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in, see if that works.
$ 23.95
If life gives you lemons grab the t*quila
$ 23.95
If Mom Ain't Happy Ain't Nobody Happy!
$ 23.95
If only closed minds came with closed mouths
$ 23.95
If You Are Lucky Enough To Be At The Beach You Are Lucky Enough
$ 23.95
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance Then Baffle Them With Bullshit
$ 23.95
If You Say "Gullible" Slowly Enough It Sounds Like "Oranges"
$ 23.95
If You Think No One Cares Try Missing A Couple Payments
$ 23.95
If you're happy and you know it say Amen
$ 23.95
If You're Happy And You Know It Thank Your Ex
$ 23.95
If You're Not Barefoot You're Overdressed
$ 23.95
If You're Waiting For A Sign This Is It
$ 23.95
In Dog B**rs I've Only Had One
$ 23.95
It was me. I let the dogs out.
$ 23.95
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere
$ 23.95
It's great to have a friend to grow old with, you go first
$ 23.95
It's Not Drinking Alone If Your Cat Is With You
$ 23.95
It’s not where you go or what you do, it’s who is beside you that counts
$ 23.95
It’s Ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
$ 23.95
I’m afraid my train of thought has left the station
$ 23.95
I’m one drink away from telling you what I really think.
$ 23.95
I’m the boss, my wife said I could be
$ 23.95
Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A Jerk
$ 23.95
Jesus Loves You. But I'm His Favorite.
$ 23.95
Just Another Day in Paradise
$ 23.95
Just Living The Dream
$ 23.95
Keep Calm And W*ne On
$ 23.95
Keep This Kitchen Clean, Eat Out
$ 23.95
Laughter is life's best medicine
$ 23.95
Life Is Better At The Beach
$ 23.95
Life is better by the pool
$ 23.95
Life is like laundry loads of fun
$ 23.95
Life With You Makes Me Smile
$ 23.95
Lifes at ease with an ocean breeze
$ 23.95
Live Life Like It's The 2 Minute Warning
$ 23.95
Live Like Someone Left The Gate Open
$ 23.95
Living on Beach Time
$ 23.95
Love Like There's No Tomorrow
$ 23.95
Love Makes Our House A Home
$ 23.95
Loved You Yesterday, Love You Still, Always Have, Always Will
$ 23.95
Many Have Eaten Here... few have died
$ 23.95
Marriage is a relationship where one is always right and the other is the husband
$ 23.95
May you always have a shell in your pocket and sand in your shoes
$ 23.95
May Your Coconuts Never Hang Lower Than Your Grass Skirt
$ 23.95
Merry Christmas - text to right
$ 23.95
Mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park!
$ 23.95
Money may not buy happiness. But it sure makes misery much easier
$ 23.95
My Best Friend Has Four Paws
$ 19.95
My Brain Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment Today
$ 19.95
My people skills are just fine, it’s my tolerance to Idiots that needs work
$ 19.95
Never trust a skinny chef
$ 19.95
Never underestimate the power of a hissy fit
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