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Funny. Or possibly tell the world how you really think while pretending you're just joking!

$ 23.95 A closed mouth gathers no feet - Item WC-1000-G
$ 23.95 A Father Is Someone Who Carries Photos Where His Money Used To Be
$ 23.95 A Fool and his money can throw a hell of a party - Item WC-1002-G
$ 27.95 A Good Friend Will Come And Bail You Out Of Jail, But A True Friend Will Be Sitting Next To You Saying... "Damn That Was Fun" - Item WC-1422-N
$ 23.95 A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
$ 23.95 A Little Sand Between Your Toes Always Takes Away Your Woes
$ 23.95 A miserable day fishing still beats a good day at the office
$ 23.95 A Retired Husband Is A Wife's Full Time Job
from $ 23.95 A true friend makes you laugh so hard you pee a little
$ 23.95 Abracadabra! Nope, You're Still Here...
$ 23.95 Alchohol Will Not Solve Your Problems, But Neither Will Water Or Milk
$ 23.95 Always Take Life With A Lick Of Salt, And A Shot Of Tequila WIth A Slice Of Lime
$ 23.95 An Old Fisherman Lives Here With His Best Catch
$ 23.95 Around Here Normal Is Just A Setting On The Dryer
$ 23.95 Ask not for whom the dog barks, it barks for thee
$ 23.95 At least The War On The Middle Class Is Going Well
$ 23.95 At The Beach Sometimes I Sit And Think, And Sometimes I Just Sit
$ 23.95 Attitude Is Everything. Pick A Good One.
$ 23.95 Bacon makes everything better
$ 23.95 Be Nice To Nurses, They Keep Doctors From Killing You
$ 23.95 Be nice to your children they pick your nursing home
$ 23.95 Beach Hair - Don't Care
$ 23.95 Beach Paradise
$ 23.95 Beer Is Hops And Hops Is A Plant, So That Means Beer Is A Salad
$ 27.95 Before You Diagnose Yourself With Depression Or Low Self Esteem, First Make Sure You Are Not, In Fact, Surrounded By Assholes.
$ 23.95 Before you judge me, you better make sure you’re perfect.
$ 23.95 Behind a Great Man is a Woman, Rolling Her Eyes
$ 23.95 Behind every successful man is a surprised mother in law
$ 23.95 Better To Have Fished And Lied Than Never Have Fished At All
$ 23.95 Beware Dog Can't Hold His Licker
$ 23.95 Bigamy Is Having One Wife Too Many. So Is Monogamy.
$ 23.95 Boy: A noise with dirt on it
$ 23.95 Butterflies Are Self Propelled Flowers
$ 23.95 By The Beach, Near The Sea, What A Wonderful Place To Be
$ 27.95 Can You Imagine How Hot I'd Be If I Ate Right And Took Care Of My Body? I'm Not Going To Do It But Can You Imagine?
$ 23.95 Cancel my subscription I don't need your issues
$ 23.95 Cats are like potato chips, it's hard to have just one
$ 23.95 Chaos, Panic, Disorder, my work here is done
$ 23.95 Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes is a plant. Chocolate is a salad.
$ 23.95 Chocolate makes my clothes shrink
$ 23.95 Coffee, Chocolate, Men, the richer the better
$ 23.95 Common Sense Is A Flower That Doesn't Grow In Everyone's Garden
$ 23.95 Conserve Water, Drink B**r
$ 23.95 Conserve water… Drink Margaritas
$ 23.95 Conserve water… Drink W*ne
$ 23.95 D.A.D.D. Dads Against Daughters Dating
$ 23.95 Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed
$ 23.95 Dear Lord, if you can’t make me skinny, make my friends fat.
$ 23.95 Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again
$ 23.95 Don't Argue With An Idiot, He'll Drag You Down To His Level And Beat You With Experience
$ 23.95 Don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things
$ 23.95 Don’t let your mind wander… It’s much too small to be out by itself
$ 23.95 Don’t take my kindness for weakness…. The beast in me is sleeping, not dead.
$ 23.95 Eat Sleep Fish Repeat
$ 23.95 Eat At Your Own Risk
$ 23.95 Even I Couldn't Live With Me
$ 23.95 Every Time I Think Things Can't Get Any Worse, There's An Election
$ 23.95 Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.
$ 23.95 Everytime I Follow My Heart It Leads me Back To You
$ 23.95 Excuse Me, Shouldn't You Be At Work? (With a pic of a fish)
$ 23.95 Exercise Block
$ 23.95 Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries!
$ 23.95 Fish Tremble At The Sound Of My Name
$Five out of four people have a problem with fractions$ $ 23.95 Five out of four people have a problem with fractions
$ 23.95 For a balanced life you need a dog to love you and a cat to ignore you
$ 23.95 Forget the dog, beware of the owner
$ 23.95 Good morning, let the stress begin
$ 23.95 Good People Drink Good Beer
$ 23.95 Grandkids spoiled here
$ 23.95 Grandma is the name, spoiling is the game
$ 23.95 Grandpa is the name, spoiling is the game
$ 23.95 Grandparents, So Easy To Operate A Child Can Do It.
$ 23.95 Grow Old With Me, The Best Is Yet To Be
$ 23.95 Happy Wife Happy Life
$ 23.95 Hard Work Never Killed Anyone But Why Risk It
$ 23.95 Heat Makes Things Expand. I Don't Have A Weight Problem. I'm Just Hot.
$ 23.95 Heaven's a little closer at the Beach
$ 23.95 Here We Salt Margaritas, Not Sidewalks
$ 23.95 Hey, I Found Your Nose. It Was In My Business
$ 23.95 Home is where the brownies are
$ 23.95 Home is where the Harley is
$ 23.95 Home Sweet Home
$ 23.95 How did all these people get younger than me?
$ 23.95 I Am Not Needy. I Am Wanty.
$ 23.95 I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.
$ 23.95 I Can At Grandma's!
$ 23.95 I Can Explain It To You, But I Can't Understand It For You
$ 23.95 I cleaned last week, sorry you missed it
$ 23.95 I cook using the four groups. Bagged, Boxed, Canned, and Frozen
$ 23.95 I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
$ 23.95 I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired!
$ 23.95 I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
$ 23.95 I get more cleaning done in ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week
$ 23.95 I have more issues than a magazine
$ 23.95 I hear voices, and they don't like you
$ 23.95 I keep hitting the escape button but I’m still here
$ 23.95 I Kiss Better Than I Cook
$ 23.95 I Live Where You Vacation
$ 23.95 I love cooking with w*ne, sometimes I even put it in the food
$ 23.95 I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound as they fly by
$ 23.95 I Love The Beach, The Ocean Makes My B*tt Look Smaller
$ 23.95 I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut Up
$ 23.95 I Love You A Bushel And A Peck
$ 23.95 I Love You To The Moon And Back
$ 23.95 I may be old but that’s OK. I got to see all the GOOD bands.
$ 23.95 I may not be right but I can sure sound like it
$ 23.95 I Need A Six Month Vacation Twice A Year
$ 23.95 I often worry about the safety of my children, especially when they roll their eyes and talk back.
$ 23.95 I Once Won An Argument With A Women… In This Dream I Had
$ 23.95 I only do what the voices in my wifes head tell me to do
$ 23.95 I Plan On Living Forever, So Far So Good
$ 23.95 I see the screw up fairy was here
$ 23.95 I Thought Growing Older Would Take Longer
$ 27.95 I Thought I Was In A Bad Mood But It's Been A Few Years So I Guess This Is Who I Am Now
$ 23.95 I Thought The Dryer Shrank My Clothes, Turns Out It Was The Refrigerator
$ 23.95 I Was Normal Three Cats Ago
$ 23.95 I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago
$ 23.95 I Wasn't Born At The Beach But I Got Here As Fast As I Could
$ 23.95 I wonder if clouds ever look down and say, “Hey, look, that one’s shaped like a idiot”
$ 23.95 I would give up chocolate but I’m no quitter
$ 23.95 I wouldn’t have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity!
$ 23.95 I'd Go To The Gym, But My Cat Needs Me
$ 23.95 I'm Cute. Mom's Cute. Dad's Lucky.
$ 23.95 I'm Gonna Be Your Boss Some Day
$ 23.95 I'm Not Bossy, I Just Know What You Should Be Doing
$ 23.95 I'm Only Responsible For What I Say. Not For What You Understand
$ 23.95 I'm smiling, that alone should scare you
$ 23.95 If At First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success
$ 23.95 If idiots could fly this place would be a airport
$ 23.95 If I’m ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in, see if that works.
$ 23.95 If life gives you lemons grab the t*quila
$ 23.95 If Mom Ain't Happy Ain't Nobody Happy!
$ 23.95 If only closed minds came with closed mouths
$ 27.95 If today was a fish I'd toss it back
$ 23.95 If You Are Lucky Enough To Be At The Beach You Are Lucky Enough
$ 23.95 If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance Then Baffle Them With Bullshit
$ 23.95 If You Say "Gullible" Slowly Enough It Sounds Like "Oranges"
$ 23.95 If You Think No One Cares Try Missing A Couple Payments
$ 23.95 If You're Happy And You Know It Thank Your Ex
$ 23.95 If You're Waiting For A Sign This Is It
$ 23.95 In Dog B**rs I've Only Had One
$ 23.95 It was me. I let the dogs out.
$ 23.95 It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere
$ 23.95 It's great to have a friend to grow old with, you go first
$ 23.95 It's Not Drinking Alone If Your Cat Is With You
$ 23.95 It’s not where you go or what you do, it’s who is beside you that counts
$ 23.95 It’s Ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
$ 23.95 I’m one drink away from telling you what I really think.
$ 23.95 I’m the boss, my wife said I could be
$ 23.95 Jesus Loves You. But I'm His Favorite.
$ 23.95 Just Living The Dream
$ 23.95 Keep Calm And W*ne On
$ 23.95 Keep This Kitchen Clean, Eat Out
$ 23.95 Life Is Better At The Beach
$ 23.95 Life is better by the pool
$ 23.95 Life is like laundry loads of fun
$ 23.95 Life With You Makes Me Smile
$ 23.95 Live Life Like It's The 2 Minute Warning
$ 23.95 Live Like Someone Left The Gate Open
$ 23.95 Loved You Yesterday, Love You Still, Always Have, Always Will
$ 23.95 Marriage is a relationship where one is always right and the other is the husband
$ 23.95 Mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park!
$ 23.95 Money may not buy happiness. But it sure makes misery much easier
$ 23.95 My Best Friend Has Four Paws
$ 19.95 My Brain Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment Today
$ 19.95 My people skills are just fine, it’s my tolerance to Idiots that needs work
$ 19.95 Never trust a skinny chef
$ 19.95 Never underestimate the power of a hissy fit
$ 23.95 No Trespassing. I'm Tired Of Hiding The Bodies.
$ 23.95 Not Everyone Likes Me… But Not Everyone Matters!
$ 23.95 Now Panic And Freak Out (with Crown on top)
$ 23.95 Nurses - We Can't Fix Stupid But We Can Sedate It!
$ 23.95 Nuts Don't Fall Far From The Tree
$ 23.95 Ocean Paradise
$ 23.95 Of course your opinion matters, just not to me
$ 23.95 Oh, You Think I’m Cute When I'm Mad? I'm About To Be Gorgeous!
$ 23.95 OMG! My Mother Was Right About Everything!
$ 23.95 One Cat Short Of Crazy
$ 23.95 Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
$ 23.95 Paradise Ain't Cheap
$ 23.95 People Who Go The Extra Mile Don't Know About The Shortcut
$ 23.95 People… Not A Big Fan
$ 23.95 Pizza Alone Won't Fill The Emptiness Of Your Soul. You'll Also Need A Beer
$ 23.95 Regrettably All The Good Paying Jobs Start Before I Get Up
$ 23.95 Relax You're On Beach Time
$ 23.95 Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.
$ 23.95 Salty Air Retreat
$ 23.95 Sarcasm is the ability to insult idiots without them realizing
$ 23.95 Secret To A Happy Marriage. When You're Wrong Admit It. When You're Right... Shut Up
$ 23.95 Sexy women have messy kitchens
$ 23.95 So Many Fish So Little Time
$ 23.95 Some Days The Supply Of Curse Words Is Insufficient To Meet My Demands
$ 23.95 Some Days You're The Dog, Some Days You're The Hydrant
$ 27.95 Sometimes I Sit Quietly And Wonder Why I'm Not In A Mental Asylum. Then I Take A Good Look Around And Realize... Maybe I Am
$ 23.95 Sorry About The Mess, But We Live Here
$ 27.95 Sorry But Due To The Rising Cost Of Ammunition I Can No Longer Provide Warning Shots
$ 23.95 Sorry I Can't. I Have Plans With My Cat
$ 23.95 Soup Of The Day = B**R
$ 23.95 Sure I'll Do That For You In All My Spare Time
$ 23.95 Surround Yourself With Those Who Make You Happy

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